Tweets for Today

  • 11:48 Dream: I’m in tense diplomatic discussions to get an alien race to use shift-click instead of butt-click. Their ambassador? Mayor McCheese. #
  • 11:59 Hard day: I need a phase of sleep that comes after REM, or I get sick. Kid kicks all night, up at 5am, wake every 30 min by wife = bad day. #
  • 16:48 Cheese and crackers. Mr. Cholesterol here! (nice housewarming) #
  • 18:26 @mkb "Because everything should taste like bacon" #
  • 22:06 @primatepatio Mayo Clinic offers a dignity-o-rectomy. It’s an outpatient procedure. First thing they had done on me. They’re very good at it #
  • 22:09 Fibromyalgia diagnosis: confirmed. Meds dosage: tested and verified. Plan B for when a flare-up occurs: um… #

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