Tweets for Today

  • 03:07 Ah. I see why they ask about kidney stones. Working overtime to flush iodine, barium… #
  • 09:08 Cartman alien-abduction exam phase completed successfully. #
  • 13:19 Dad is quite into cable TV news, talk radio. Signed photograph of Jimmy Carter in the wall. Second-hand smoke: donate.barackobama.com #
  • 15:19 Playing in the traffic. #
  • 20:03 "Joe-the-Plumber shopping a book deal? Next we’ll have to deal with chocolate-covered likenesses of his head…" #
  • 20:05 Thank you, God, for Dad. Thank you, Dad, for driving me to and from the hospital, 100-mile round trip in heavy traffic. #
  • 20:07 Dad chain-smokes to deal with traffic stress. Four hours layer, the smoke has my stummick flip-flopping, eyes burning. #

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