Tweets for Today

  • 06:20 Awake! #
  • 08:46 Kids whacking each other with improvised light-sabers. The saga continues! #
  • 08:48 Slow this morning. Dehydration? #
  • 09:23 Yesterday, I came home: 4yr-old son wearing a poodle skirt, no shirt. "We’re playing Hula Girls!" No photo. #
  • 11:53 Cold snap this weekend: sorting clothes, replacing summer with winter. I had to dig through madness to get clothes from garage. Sanity roll! #
  • 12:28 Donated: 20 men’s t-shirts, 4 like new; 2 men’s sweatpants, 1 like new; 2 bathing suits.8 #
  • 12:36 I own: 8 pair Levi’s blue jeans, 20 t-shirts, 4 pair sweatpants, 2 sweatshirts, 2 pair shorts, 1 huge wool sweater. And formal wear. Yay me. #
  • 14:42 The good news is, we don’t have an attic or basement. Still, my head hurts… #
  • 15:40 Bedroom closet has a 2.5-ft-high area on top. I was pulling cable up there, found Michael Jackson’s other glove: #
  • 16:18 My son just bit a kid. I told him how bad that was, that grownups go to jail for that. He was upset, but said, "People in jail get food!" #
  • 22:02 @mkb "Lewis Black"… I read that as "Chris Rock". #
  • 22:04 "See, dude? When you bite a kid at playschool, Mommy yells at Daddy until midnight, blaming him for making her a bad mother.." #
  • 22:46 Sleep! #

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